Twijob 

When a woman must give her man a mandatory blowjob for making him watch a horrible movie like twilight or any chic movie for that matter .She cannot complain during the blowjob and will be down there untill you are satisfied you wont die from boredom

"my girl made me watch twilight last"

"ow bro that musta sucked"

"yea the movie did but so did she cuz she gave me a twijob the whole movie"

"nice"

Twijob by MJP2100 December 27, 2013

twitobirth 

to give the blow by blow account of labor and birth on twitter

He was so excited that he and his wife were having their first baby that he created a twitobirth by tweeting it in realtime on twitter.

twitobirth by Amyz5 March 31, 2009