Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.

Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

twiddle my diddle stick by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

diddle twiddle 

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.

"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"

diddle twiddle by JBeck December 12, 2007

Twiddle my Diddle 

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

Twiddle my Diddle by Lip Service May 29, 2024

twiddlediddledidoodiddling 

The process of going trough all the numerous insignificant boring annoying repetitive small preliminary tasks before you are set up to do a real meaningful interesting useful intended task.

twiddlediddledidoodiddling = fining a plug for your laptop, finding a free table, unpacking your laptop, setting up, booting up, logging on, trying to find what's wrong with the network, configuring your software, doing your system update, checking your email or facebook, moving to another table because there is a weirdo sitting beside you, renewing your library books online, checking your voicemail, ... packing your laptop, ...

twiddlediddledidoodiddling by kephalopod August 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022