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twiddle my diddle stick 

To twiddle your diddle stick means to masturbate, but your penis is very thin, and almost like a stick, but you don't have any lubrication, so you have to smack it back and forth with one hand, as if you're twiddling it.
Person 1: I'm going to twiddle my diddle stick tonight!!

Person 2: ...Dude this is a playground...

diddle twiddle 

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"
diddle twiddle by JBeck December 12, 2007

Twiddle my Diddle 

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.
No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

twiddlediddledidoodiddling 

The process of going trough all the numerous insignificant boring annoying repetitive small preliminary tasks before you are set up to do a real meaningful interesting useful intended task.
twiddlediddledidoodiddling = fining a plug for your laptop, finding a free table, unpacking your laptop, setting up, booting up, logging on, trying to find what's wrong with the network, configuring your software, doing your system update, checking your email or facebook, moving to another table because there is a weirdo sitting beside you, renewing your library books online, checking your voicemail, ... packing your laptop, ...

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026