Twhonke 

A name given to someone that has to have EVERYTHING over-explained to them for them to understand it

Pronounced as twonk

Person 1: I don’t understand?

Person 2: OMG you are such a twhonke!

Twhonke by Yourmah June 18, 2021

Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.

See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.

Hey Thonkels by Latoya F Nazaire May 28, 2018

Twonked

Getting high as balls.

Me and the boys got absolutely twonked after snorting grandma’s ashes.

Twonked by Dr. Mantis Toboggan PHD February 25, 2020

thonkey

A thugged out white person "honkey." Making it a thonkey.

Check out that thonkey he's pretty ghetto.

thonkey by Skinny McKenny July 24, 2008

twonker 

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

twonker by plack_uk March 23, 2005

Twonker 

Twat and Plonker

Jeffery you are such a twonker

Twonker by Britrishslanglady March 7, 2020

thonker 

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

thonker by goobygoon May 9, 2022