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Twent

someone that is in their twenties
someone who no longer is a teenager but still acts immature
Jake: "Yea I took Jessica to the bar for her first time. She got so wasted I had to carry her back to her car"
Ashley: "Oh, you twents. Just because you hit twenty-one doesn't mean you can handle your liquor"
by sheezy402 November 30, 2011
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twent

a type of sucker punch that stops an endless argument without injuring the other party beyond the point of a fat lip.
"He got a twent for going on about it..."
by momhubbard December 15, 2008
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Pocket Tent

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.
Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016
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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021
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Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.
Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.
by Atomics May 29, 2013
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Tent Pitcher

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.
by tomasina August 20, 2012
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Twenty Stick-Boobs

Another way of writing the year "2013".
The "3" looks a bit like a pair of boobs as viewed from the top.

Works best when written, vs. when spoken.
07-21-13 {or "21 Jul 2013", or even "Jul. 21, Twenty Stick-Boobs" if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Federal Way WA. USA...
by Telephony July 23, 2012
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