twatiness

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat

There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.

by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014

perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.

It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.

by Kodeman October 22, 2006

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

twitness

To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it.

I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it.

I twitness what john mayers every move is

Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant?

I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin

by poolboiz August 6, 2009

Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

trapiness

The measure of femininity for a pre-op male to female transsexual (a "trap").

After sufficient trapiness, I'll do her.

by Some Boi March 7, 2009