Twat- Waffled
When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.
Twat- Waffled by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015
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cum guzzling twat waffle
an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting
joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
cum guzzling twat waffle by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007
Twat-Waffle
Twat-Waffle by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015
cum covered twat waffle
cum covered twat waffle by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006
Twat waffle syndrome
Twat waffle syndrome by useless youth August 12, 2009
twat waffle
twat waffle by Lamifer September 13, 2004
Cunt sucking twat waffle
In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"
Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"
Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.
Cunt sucking twat waffle by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009
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