Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

cum guzzling twat waffle

an insult used to piss people off like douche bag or calling somone an asshole but sounds more insulting

joe: you you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious

by Dj I<haled July 27, 2007

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

Twat waffle syndrome

someone who's vagina has been smashed so many times it begins to look like a nasty ass waffle

she had been screwed by so many football teams it looks like she has twat waffle syndrome

by useless youth August 12, 2009

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

Cunt sucking twat waffle

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009