Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

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Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 03, 2015

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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 14, 2004

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someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 17, 2003

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A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

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a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto June 23, 2007

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1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004

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