Twat Hammer 

Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."

1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"

Twat Hammer by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009

Twat hammer 

A penis so small that it is unable to penetrate the vagina, so the only successful way to pleasure the female (or transvestite) is to slap the outer lips of the poontang. Twat hammer.

Ryan's penis was to small to pleasure Alex. So they had to resort to the Twat Hammer manoeuvre.

Twat hammer by The hetroflexible June 9, 2011

One Eyed Twat Hammer

Penis, Cock, Male genitalia

Oi Oi.........show us your "one eyed twat hammer"

Get your lips round my "one eyed twat hammer" you batty crease!

One Eyed Twat Hammer by Bloke A! October 23, 2009