tusking

the act of removing corn husks, as performed by a narwhal.

"Gee, I wish Neddy the Narwhal was tusking this here corn for me right now."

by dyslexistential July 24, 2009

Tusking

1) To tusk. (Also see Walrusing.)

2) Onomatopoeia: Chkk-chkk-chkk

3) The action performed by a person with their index fingers in front of their mouth as if they were tusks, followed by the sound "Chkk-chkk-chkk".

Walrus: "Chkk-chkk-chkk"

Person 1: "Hey, that walrus is tusking! I can do the same thing! Chkk-chkk-chkk!"

by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011

tusking

The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.

Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.

This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.

by Caligulananda September 1, 2010

tusking

hog-tying people and throwing them into a body of water so they flop around like a sea creature like in the movie tusk when he gets turned into a walrus

“im tusking this guy right now”

by GrossGorl March 30, 2022

Tusking

The action of kidnapping someone and physically altering their body into a gorified walrus, as seen in the movie “TUSK (2014)”

Kevin has been pissing me off, i hope he gets tusked.

Right now i'm tusking my math teacher for giving me an F on that last test.

If you make once more fucking young sheldon joke, im going to fucking tusk you.

by young_sheldon_hater July 13, 2025

Double Tusking

To play Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in succession or simultaneously.

Person A: Tusk, with all the pauses, the way Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be, but on repeat.

Person B: I can't believe that she-devil is Double Tusking.

by Dong King December 11, 2010

Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.

Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.

by TRLive August 25, 2010