Turtle Pie

a third nipple or other nipples that are not supposed to be there.

i want to touch your turtle pie with my tongue.

by marton senior July 13, 2011

Navajo Turtle Pie

When getting a blowjob from a man with long hair, part his hair down the middle and pull each side around the waist, then tie a knot in the hair, just above your ass, to create a harness.

Don't rub my hair - I was giving this guy a blowjob in the bathroom at the Kylie Minogue show last night, and he totally put me in a Navajo Turtle Pie!

by Adolph Fabulous September 24, 2011

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

by BSMCTP August 2, 2021

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

turtlepenie

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006