Turtle Food 

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

Turtle Food by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

Turtle Food 

slang term for Marijuana

hey man, you got any turtle food?

Turtle Food by Rob Sampson June 29, 2009

turtleroodle 

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers

The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime

turtleroodle by mugwump99 April 19, 2008

turtlefoot 

A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.

B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"

A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"

turtlefoot by lolturtle July 2, 2009