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Turning Stone 

The worst casino on Earth, located in Verona, NY. The payouts are god-awful, they don't serve alcohol, and you could drop $1,000 there and not get comp'd a sandwich. However it's proximity to Albany, Syracuse and Rochester keeps it full, despite the fact that everyone knows going there is a bad idea.
Londoncatfish: "Wanna go to Turning Stone?"
Wood: "Let's just burn our money and buy hotdogs instead"
Turning Stone by kraka December 8, 2006
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Turning Stone Casino 

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

Turning Stone Casino 

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.
That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

the turning stone casino 

A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.
Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

stone turning 

To dramatically change your opinion, yet act as if you've always held the more recent perspective.
Have you heard the latest episode of the Texchris Davesaw Massacre? Looks like Dave's stone turning again!
stone turning by cantevendell October 29, 2017

Turning the stone up

When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!
Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.
Turning the stone up by d.e.m.o. November 9, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026