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Turner Brown 

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
Turner Brown by kam75xx December 1, 2018
Words you can keep

Turner Brown 

The act of pulling your pants down in an elevator and giving someone a heart attack. Commonly used in trash talking scenarios against someones mom.
person 1: Dude! Go Turner Brown your mom!
person 2: *dumb expression* WTF?
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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