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Turkish kebab 

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.
You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab
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Turkish Kebab 

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.
Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!