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turkey skin 

crusty, dried up jizz/semen that is usually ejaculated and left on some piece o furniture, like a couch or bed.
oh gross, my roommate left turkey skins on the couch when he was with his girl last night.
turkey skin by kmoney69 August 11, 2006

turkey skin handbag 

refers to a mans testicles :)
' terry, your turkey skin handbag is on show dear'
turkey skin handbag by poodgio January 13, 2014

Turkey Skin Giblets 

The male ball sack and testicles.
She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.

He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
Turkey Skin Giblets by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026