To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.
"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
by KingMickable December 31, 2013
"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"
by RecordmanSam July 27, 2011
by Doc MC October 18, 2004