turkey jerkey
when a bunch of good ol boys get shit faced and run out of caws to tip they sneak into barns and run a turkey jerkey circle
turkey jerkey by rob n john January 17, 2009
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Turkey Jerkey
1. An act of masturbation in which a female partner uses her hand to manually stimulate a man’s penis.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.
2. Incomplete stimulation of a man's penis.
3. Description of ANY sexual act on a female by a male partner.
1. My girlfriend gave me a turkey Jerkey in the movie theater. My popcorn now has extra butter.
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!
2. Lisa gave me a Turkey Jerky. I had to stop her because my dick got sore.
3. Lisa came over last night for some Turkey Jerkey. She was walking funny when she left!
Turkey Jerkey by Big EJW December 15, 2008
perky turkey jerky
friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
perky turkey jerky by maestro1623 August 14, 2010
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