Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

turkey butter

The most disgusting thing ever

Eww turkey butter

by EXPODING THEIF May 17, 2017

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

by Titler January 12, 2008

butterball turkey ass

When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.

"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"

by actualfactual3765 June 1, 2017

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018