turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater

Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?

by PFKnz June 26, 2006

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011

Shroud of Turin

Named after the famous burial cloth. The shroud of turin is made with a paper napkin or paper towel. If you have a sweaty, dirty ass you reach back and clean it up with the paper towel or napkin. Then you place it over the face of someone while they are sleeping, hence the shroud of turin.

I wiped my ass and gave him a shroud of Turin.

by Texas T3 January 3, 2022

Shroud of Turin

The act of ejaculating onto a wash cloth and placing it on a persons face while they are sleeping. Once it hardens, it should have an imprint of their face.

Jesus Christ famous Shroud of Turin.

by Rooman77 September 29, 2009