Turf War

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The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.

Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude

Turf War by duckdusk January 18, 2020

Words you can keep

Turf War

A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.

Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.

Turf War by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017

Related Words

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turf war

a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.

the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.

turf war by istanbel September 8, 2008

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

“Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy”

Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

Turf war by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

Great Turf War by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026