A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.
Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.
by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017
The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.
Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
by duckdusk January 19, 2020
a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.
the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.
by istanbel July 27, 2006
On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.
Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War
by Randonarchy April 3, 2021
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 6, 2020
When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 6, 2020