Turdle head

It’s like the highest peak of a mountain, but in turd form. When you are about to shit yourself because the turd is so close to coming out.

Bro, I have a massive turdle head!

by Fartmaster101 June 9, 2018

Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.

Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)

by spiderno22 August 22, 2010

turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.

Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.

by BlastFamous July 6, 2009

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004