Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

king turd of shit island

(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.

Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.

by Jim December 05, 2003

King Turd Of Shit Mountain

someone who thinks (mistakenly)that they run everything in the area that they are in but are oblivious to the fact that the area is a shithole and that they are, indeed, a shithead and have no power or authority at all!

did you see the idiot landlord in that dump of a pub last night? he really thought he was King Turd of Shit Mountain, didn't he?

by rob oyns October 11, 2006

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.

*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!

by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010