Turd Whistle

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.

"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"

by fartsupply August 6, 2018

turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 7, 2023

tardwhistle

Someone or something that is funny and retarded at the same time. A comical insult of a place or person.

1) My friend Aaron is a big tardwhistle. (As opposed to my friend Aaron is a jack-ass.)

2) Stop acting like such a tardwhistle!

3) My boss is a real tardwhistle.

4) This place is full of tardwhistles.

by Brian Hodle January 12, 2008