Turd Walk
The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
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Walking Turd
Walking Turd by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011
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Turd Walk • Walking Turd • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich • turd burgular • Turd Monger
Walking Turd
A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.
The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.
Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)
The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.
Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)
Walking Turd by Jewnyer February 15, 2007
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