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Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 9, 2006
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Walking Turd

by Rest In Piss February 23, 2011
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Walking Turd

A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.

The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.

Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)
Did you see Nick yesterday? He was like a walking turd!
by Jewnyer February 15, 2007
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