Turd Lock 

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

Turd Lock by matterri April 23, 2017

Turd lock 

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

Turd lock by Mushishi February 23, 2020

turd locker 

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

turd locker by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

Turd locked 

A person who is constipated

Jimmy has been turd locked since last week!

Turd locked by izayo102 January 10, 2013

Turdlock 

The glorious "city" of Turlock, California

The greatest thing about coming to Turdlock is leaving.

Turdlock by turdlock.com September 18, 2008