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turd herder 

A man responsible for manipulating multiple pieces of turd into one designated area. Although typically in the port-o-potty field, this expert is not limited to just one zone of poo. A turd herder is a modest man, but a confident man. He can find your shit, extract it to a safe place and you will never even know he was there. Your shit is his bread and butter
Timmy the Turd Herder quit his old job at Safeway because he was tired of taking everyone else's shit.
turd herder by BBlanc March 5, 2009

Turd Herder 

Slang name for a gay male.
"That fag is a turd herder of deep holes!
Turd Herder by mow_er_racer April 16, 2009

turd herder 

Someone who drives a septic cleaning truck or who cleans porta-johns
The turd herder is coming to clean my septic tank
turd herder by awafcaw November 19, 2006

TURD HURDER 

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.
Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.
TURD HURDER by plumbers November 19, 2007

turdhurder

someone with a generally obnoxious personality that cause problems where ever they go. Usually a loud talker and will always have a few friends (shit sheep) around them.
fuck, That turdhurder Joe and his shit sheep are here they're so loud. let's leave.
turdhurder by kwil15 June 3, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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