Turd Hammer

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!
by Charlie Donovan December 01, 2011
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turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
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turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.
I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.
by Bill Wixby January 15, 2007
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Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
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