Turd Hammer 

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

Turd Hammer by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

turd hammer 

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

turd hammer by renegade63x September 18, 2009

turd hammer 

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

turd hammer by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

Turdhammer by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020