Synonym for fudge packer.
by Charlie Donovan December 01, 2011
Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
by Bill Wixby January 15, 2007
An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024