Turd Hammer 

Synonym for fudge packer.

Those two turd hammers just cut me off!

Turd Hammer by Charlie Donovan December 1, 2011

turd hammer 

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

turd hammer by renegade63x September 18, 2009

turd hammer 

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

turd hammer by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

Turdhammer by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007