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giant turd 

a giant turd is typically used to describe someone or something that is exposed in a very public place, taking up way too much of that public place, with absolutely no place to hide.
i came over the crest of the hill and there was eddie, like a giant turd, in the middle of the road.
giant turd by harold hughes January 2, 2009

big giant humongous turd 

The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!