Malkon's definitions

Turd Giant

Those who are around 6-7 feet tall, who go into public restrooms and proceed to use their height in order to look over the top of the stall at someone inside.

I was sitting in the stall in a bathroom the other day and a turd giant looked over the wall.

by Malkon April 24, 2004

wassamelon

What black people eat. In english, 'Watermelon'.

"Ey Leroy, watchoo goins ta eat tanight?"
"Ah gots me some fried chicken, cornbread, collard greens, purple kool-aid, and ah gots some wassamelon fo dessert!"

by Malkon June 30, 2004