2 definitions by Malkon

wassamelon

What black people eat. In english, 'Watermelon'.

"Ey Leroy, watchoo goins ta eat tanight?"
"Ah gots me some fried chicken, cornbread, collard greens, purple kool-aid, and ah gots some wassamelon fo dessert!"

by Malkon July 1, 2004

Turd Giant

Those who are around 6-7 feet tall, who go into public restrooms and proceed to use their height in order to look over the top of the stall at someone inside.

I was sitting in the stall in a bathroom the other day and a turd giant looked over the wall.

by Malkon April 25, 2004