Turd Furgeson 

Its a funny name.

its bigger thena regular hat.

"yea, turd fergeson, its a funny name."

Turd Furgeson by Atlas' Rage April 9, 2005

Turd Furgeson 

any person who is considered a total toolbox, both by looks and personality, according to the Team Awesome scale.

Hey Ed, who were those turd furgesons we met yesterday at 1849?

Turd Furgeson by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Turd Furgeson 

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.

similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"

Turd Furgeson by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007

Turd Furgeson 

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

Turd Furgeson by Meng September 4, 2004

turd furgeson 

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

turd furgeson by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

Turd Furgeson 

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.

This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

Turd Furgeson by Joey! December 11, 2003

Turd Furguson 

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008