turd burgling 

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

turd burgling by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

Turd Burgling 

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

Turd Burgling by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

turd burgling ass monkey 

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

turd burgling ass monkey by Ksmak July 22, 2006

turd burgaling ass bandit 

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

turd burgaling ass bandit by big andy C May 7, 2007

turdburglin'

In general, this is when a person is acting a fool, wildin out, or just being a straight-up buster. Needs no additional explanation, really.

I'm so sick and tired of all these clowns turdburglin' when we're trying to get some work done.

turdburglin' by DJKidTahoe March 27, 2010