Tuck and Duck 

The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.

Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.

Tuck and Duck by [e-mail] September 1, 2014

Tuck and duck 

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

Tuck and duck by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

Tuck and Duck It 

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.

Sorry aaron, but i tuck and duck it...

Tuck and Duck It by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008

Duck and Tuck 

when a man tucks his piece (penis) between his legs for the sole purpose of looking like a woman.

The Silence of the Lambs scene when the killer does the duck and tuck in front of the mirror."it puts the lotion in the basket!"

Duck and Tuck by Memphis November 16, 2004