Tuberose

Having a love so indescribable it's both horrifying and beautiful. Being both heartbroken and in love at the same time so intensely that you don't know what to do with it. You're afraid because you've never had a love like this and you wonder if you deserve it because it's beautiful. The state of mind where all you want to do is run into their arms and tell them how you feel, even if you have no idea how.

Person 1: "I don't know, I want to say that I care. That I love. But I don't know how. It's practically impossible."
Person 2: "I think you've got the case of Tuberose. Question is, what are you going to do about it?"
Person1: "...Say screw it. There's still a chance for me. I 'm going for it, no matter what the outcome may be."

Tuberose by DDUduwhat January 21, 2019

Velvet Tuberose

Any variation of gay sexual positions.

I took Cartershaw home and used every Velvet Tuberose I'd seen from my parents' porn collection!!

Velvet Tuberose by JoeCoolFool March 9, 2011

Tubersexual 

People who like to float rivers in a variety of innertubes. The innertube culture in Bend, Oregon.

There are so many tubersexuals on the river today.

Tubersexual by ReedBendOregon July 18, 2018

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016

Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus 

this is latin for couch potato.

Today I will be a Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus.

Lectus Solanum Tuberosum Linnaeus by eiram1976 April 30, 2010

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016