Tsoukanov

Tsoukanov is derived from the most badass Russian ancestors. If you have this last name you are a different breed, a different specimen, the Tsoukanov's stand together and plow through humanity. You have all the potential to become successful in any area of life. If your last name is Tsoukanov, no one can spell it but everyone will remember it.

Be Proud it is your Last Name, the Tsoukanov's are one of a kind.

Alfred: Yo who's that Russian Badass that everyone will recognize cuz they'll be successful?
Jimmy: I don't know his first name, but he's definitely a Tsoukanov

by use your real naem January 31, 2021

giorgio tsoukalos

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.

1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.

by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017