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The word “Tsepak” is an ancient Tibetan word used by the all mighty momo lovers during the 1950s. Anyone who is called or named “Tsepak” is a true & absolute bastard. “Tsepak” is the highest level of bastardness one person can achieve. “Tsepaks” tend to associate with “Owens” which is a lower level of bastardness. Also I love kinsley.
You really ate the last Momo bro, your such a Tsepak.
tsepak by bastard #1 August 14, 2020
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Tsepak is a name for a tibetan person and is mostly reffered to a male. This "thing" is a fat little slag you can lick my toes because its face looks discombulated and probs sleeps with racoon in the bins. its face is a pimple farm and they are a tryhard for girls and act like a big man but in real life they're not and have no bitches! stay Tsepak bc ur breath smells like garlic and ur personality is why u got not bitches hoe. now now this is not to all Tspeaks but to my brother. jump of a cliff and do a blackflip while falling off then do a tiktok meet a girl that actuallys fancies you then make love and THEN die in peace so ur life aint a misery. get ur butt of ur chair and do something for once. sucking ur thumb like a baby. ur like 16. get a decent life. when im rich and famouse i aint go and save u loves, u gotta get ur nokia looking staedtler rubber body up and make ur self rich like me bitch....
Oi you fat cow = tspeak
Staedtler 526 N20 RUBBER =tsepak
Tsepak by miniononion May 23, 2022
Trepak is a traditional Russian and Ukrainian dance related to health and well-being, more precisely it's an old Slavic defecation dance, a.k.a. poop dance.

Its less sporty form is the Slav squat, performed in a certain outfit such as three-striped tracksuits added with a bottle of booze and cigarettes.
- The trepak dance seems very athletic.
- Indeed, it seems to be a real nutcraker too!
Trepak by O. W. Tongueincheek July 11, 2021
She is a beautiful person inside and out who is down to earth and has awesome boobs. Very outgoing yet a reserved person. She doesn't play hard to get, she is hard to get (have patience gentlemen). She is an amazing friend, very caring, has a huge heart and is always smiling. Although she is sweeter than chocolate, she has an aggressive side. A little high maintenance, but she is one of the best people you will ever meet and worth it all. Also a huge dork.
I miss Tsepang she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me , although she has a bit of an attitude
Tsepang by Nkosi Mbatha November 23, 2021
tsepa is a tomato man who also deliver milk to everyone's house he likes to bash his head into walls while crying pogchamp. he is also the master of twitch vernacular don't judge his skills quando años tienes tu.
tsepa is such a tomatohead.

don't be such a tsepa!
tsepa by sharap May 13, 2020
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