Tsarkoish

When you simp so hard for a girl you'd let her fuck you with a strap-on despite being straight but even that is impossible for you because you already made her so uncomfortable with your "smooth talking" that she would rather walk on burning hot charcoal to escape from you than to listen to you for 5 more minutes.

- "Bro, I think Angie is super into me"
- "No way dude, she thinks you are Tsarkoish"

by MaybeAFox December 23, 2021

Tarkish

being very stingy with ones possesions or making someone else pay for you even though you have money

-Yo man can i have a hit of the joint?
-Yea sure man but you need to give me some money.
-What! are you serious? Damn man you are soo Tarkish

by zeus the cat January 23, 2009