Trumpnozzle 

Someone who has their head up the former President's ass and blindly worships him whilst claiming to love America, despite the fact that he's the very same man who tried to DESTROY America with a failed coup, and that is treason. A Trumpnozzle only spews out "muh fake news", "muh global warming hoax", "muh video game violence", "muh homophobia", "muh border wall", and other nonsensical bullshit phrases. The flow of illogic exiting the mouth of a trumpnozzle is like the nozzle of a rocket engine, blowing away and evaporating any attempts to shove logic down the Trumpnozzle's throat, hence their name.

Trumpnozzle: Global warming is a hoax. Trump knows because he only has all of the best people working for him, and he'll make America great again.
Logical person: Can't you see that global warming is finally getting bad enough that even some of the denialists are beginning to realize it isn't a hoax? 2022 is the hottest year on record, and it's only getting hotter. The ice caps are melting faster, the ocean level is rising, and you're going to deny everything happening right in front of you?
Do you think the election was fraudulant, too?

Trumpnozzle: Sleepy Joe won the election through voter fraud. He stole the election from Trump.

Logical person: Attempting to continue persuading someone as brainwashed into a rut as you is futile and illogical. Good day. *leaves*

Trumpnozzle by Grabacr August 16, 2022

Trumpuzzle 

The difficulty understanding the Trump administration's decisions and actions since taking office. The tweeting, the executive orders, the personnel choices for the Trump Cabinet and the reluctant explanations about campaign connections to Russian officials. It is enough to make your head spin. President Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpspeak, Trumpism, The Apprentice, Trump army, Trump attitude

I don't understand why President Trump would keep tweeting things he didn't do if it gets him into hot water. His entire presidency is a riddle wrapped inside an enigma, either he is a genius in playing the media or we are in trouble. He and his administration is one big Trumpuzzle.

Trumpuzzle by joecoolthefool July 14, 2017

Trumpwizzled

This phase describes anyone who has fallen victim to any of Trumps scams, frauds and/or lies. It describes the method by which Donald Trump, or anyone named Trump, weaves narratives that intentionally deceive, gaslights or spins narratives that result in a person or organisation that has been bamboozled into believing something that is false and/or the result of an intentional scam.

The fact that Trump University and Trump Foundation were frauds, are proof that people have been Trumpwizzled by Donald Trump and his family repeatedly.

Trumpwizzled by intothefray August 31, 2026