trump time

The lapse of time between reality and "The Land of the Lost."

See the news tonight? The canoe spun off a cliff into a valley deep below, "Trump Time." It's a fascinating place that no one wants to go in for a rescue.

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017

Trump Time

Faking yourself on a cover of a magazine.

I just learned how to use photoshop. Trump time!

by Esso Edren April 2, 2020

give Trump time brooooo

When you are a Trump supporter and claimed Trump will bring down the price of eggs to $2 a dozen, gas to $1 a gal, end the war in Ukraine, make peace in Gaza, and solve ever other problem day 1 of his 2nd presidency... but then days, months, and years go by without anything getting fixed. Your only other option to say you regret voting for Trump is to "give Trump time brooooo"

Rational person- Hey man, eggs are $10 right now and gas is $6... I thought Trump was lowering the price of goods?
MAGA voter- give Trump time brooooo
Rational person- You do realize it is June 7, 2026 and Trump has been in office for over 18 months right?
MAGA voter- give him some more time broooooooo
Rational person- Ukraine, Gaza, no tips on tips, no tax on overtime... nothing has been done to improve our lives
MAGA voter- broooo he is playing 4D chess! He needs another 4 or 8 years to fix Biden's mess! TRUMP 2028! 2032!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 28, 2025

Time Tramp

60+ year old female barfly with a tramp stamp, dressed identical to her granddaughter who both shop at forever 21.

Look at that time tramp and her granddaughter, fight’n over that 21 year old at the end of the bar.

by RavnusPlatypus June 19, 2020

trumptized

To be mesmerized by a great speaker/speech. Such as when president Trump speaks.

(Guy 1) Dude are they still chanting "lock her up", and "drain the swamp"?
(Guy 2) Yep. They're true americans. They're trumptized.

by jayn3al March 22, 2017

trumptime

n. The moment when serious thoughtful contemplation is abandoned and random wonky action begins.

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Look out kids! Mean Mr. Johnson next door keeps letting his sprinkler splash my BMW. JUST DETAILED! So now it’s rumptime. I mean trumptime.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019