Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

Tramp Aids

The term given to an extremely life threatening form of Aids caught only from homeless people

"Dude, I got raped by a tramp and he bummed me in the face. Can't belive i've contracted Tramp Aids. Doctor says I've only got 2 days to live."

by The Donkey, The Bear, The Rabbit and The Badger May 13, 2005