true gay 

True gay means people who dominate in their neighborhood, and they are the masters of the partyskills e.g. dance, drinking, and social life.

hay man c'mon drink this bottle of vodka...O.K.
hey you did it, you are TRUE GAY

true gay by tom6856856 June 30, 2008

Too Gay to be True

Any guy who is extraordinarily good looking, nice, wealthy, good with kids, and basically perfect in every way yet is somehow mysteriously single. Subject may frequent gay bars and shopping malls under the guise of going with his "girl friends," but these homosexual activities are actually the high point of his existence. May also exhibit an unusual closeness to his mother.

Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.

Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!

Too Gay to be True by Drewnina November 1, 2009