Trucker Tea

The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.

The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.

Trucker Tea by The Mocker June 27, 2009

truckertarian 

A person who lives dependent on food trucks.

If the store doesn't get their shipment of food, the truckertarian will starve in a few days.

Truckertarians can clean out a grocery store in a couple hours, when there is pending emergency. They have no supplies stocked up at home.

Truckertarians are the opposite of peppers.

Truckertarians have no basic life skills. They barely know how to cook the "food" that comes from a box that the food truck brings.

Truckertarians complain about food prices and inflation. They don't know how to grow their own food or make anything useful. If the truck doesn't bring it, they can't make it.

Truckertarians make fun of "preppers" but then expect preppers to share what they have stocked up on in times of emergency.

Truckertarians think preppers are crazy.

truckertarian by DoNotComply August 26, 2023