Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.

Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.

Troy Fountain by westlakehand September 13, 2011

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Troy Fountain

This magical Fountain gives one the courage and strength to throw alligators incredible distances.

Did you see how far that alligator went? That power could only come from Troy Fountain.

Troy Fountain by Wchunu March 12, 2024

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Fountain of Troy

When you are having anal sex and the girls hands are handcuffed to her legs, you then proceed to pull out and splurge on her face while laughing.

Dude I pulled a fountain of troy last night.

Fountain of Troy by phook March 1, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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