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Troy, MI 

A city in Oakland County, Michigan defined by the following points:

1. There is always construction. Always.
2. Unpredictable traffic jams and congestion.
3. Nothing fun to do. Ever.
4. Obese people would love it here, as there's a fast food joint on pretty much every intersection.
5. Home to pretty much no one famous.
6. Taxes go up, but city services and buildings continue to close.
7. Rapid influx of Asians and African Americans.
Troy, MI is the most boring city in Michigan. Don't live there.
Troy, MI by mabbass February 24, 2011
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troy middle school 

school that reeks of fourteen year old hoes, girls who think they’re cute, and guys who are absolutely brainless. everyone there hates themselves and never wants to come back the next day. everyone’s treated like shit and everyone is constantly complaining. god bless ur soul if you don’t have to go there...
troy middle school sux balls.

Troy south middle school 

A school filled with a bunch of hobos. The school has mega hoes in it and you can spot one super easy. All the guys are gay and fuck with girls feelings and the girls think the gym teacher is hot. You don’t wanna go to Troy south middle school
Gi rl 1: the new gym teacher is hot
Girl 2: I know!
Boy 1: yeah they go to Troy south middle school

troy middle school 

A school that literally sucks, everyone there thinks their better than everyone else but like girl sit tf down you’re 13. Don’t send nudes bc everyone will talk abt it and see them (yes i’m talking about you gianna) The teachers are bitches and will get you in trouble for nothing, i’m sorry if you have to go there. This school is filled with two faced hoes and guys that are just dumb as hell.
damn you went to troy middle school? i feel bad for you

troy, michigan

a place where mtn is supposedly living
girl1: ayo girl2, are you texting mtn in troy, michigan?
girl2: naw yo, mtn moved to texas
girl1: awwwwwww shoot
troy, michigan by victionary December 27, 2011

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.
I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.
Troy, Michigan by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020
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