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trolldozing 

Lowering your standards and having sex with unsightly individuals for the purpose of increasing your coitus count.
"My girlfriend just broke up with me, so I'm gonna do some trolldozing until I forget about her."
trolldozing by Yoca Cola October 2, 2013

Trolldon 

Of utterly annoying means. Often socially awkward, with a complete disregard for social boundaries, personal space, or privacy. Full of gossip, but astoundingly transparent in their means, this person pesters and badgers all of his peers for information. A Trolldon thinks extremely highly of himself due to years of self promotion and self perceived excellence. By nature a trolldon is very territorial of his surroundings, often lashing out when even minor adjustments are made. A trolldon is a silly silly lesser man. Allegedly.
Generally they reside in Academic institutions. "The Trolldon works in the basement."
Trolldon by somewebguy December 5, 2011

trolldentity

Related to the word troll.

A trolldentity is the username one uses for posting intentionally inflammatory or even misleading comments for the sake of social observation. Sometimes, one may even make an entire persona out of it complete with an intentionally annoying username and/or misspelled quote as a forum signature.
One gains great insight into people's biases and dualities on various topics when posting painstakingly crafted comments with their trolldentity.

Owen recently made two trolldentities so he could simultaneously pretend to be a conservative bible-thumper and a liberal atheist to understand both sides of the issues.

John posed as a homosexual and homeless clown online with his trolldentity to find out the scary truth about the streets of late night Los Angeles.
trolldentity by nucl3arsnak3 September 27, 2011

trollden 

that bad healer you get on your team when you play Heroes of the Storm
that trollden just won't heal me
trollden by Nailgun Jesus December 25, 2015

Trolldown 

A competition between at least two persons in which the object of the competition is to see who can troll their competition more. The side that has trolled the most wins the Trolldown. To win you need to troll. A Trolldown can be very annoying for many, and they usually happen only on the Internet, but they can happen in the Real World too. A Trolldown can be friendly or violent, but they are usually friendly.
Troll 1: HEY! I R A BETTA TROLL DAN j00!
Troll 2: NUUUUU U R NUB I R TEH PWNZ0R!!!
Troll 1: NUP I R HAZ TEH POWAH OF CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE!!!
Troll 2: U WISH NUB!
Troll 1: j00 WANA GU NUB?
Troll 2: SURE! I R CHALLENGEZ j00 2 A TROLLDOWN!!!
Trolldown by LOLTurtles October 29, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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