Phil posts thread about his massive horse cock and how he can't find a circus tent large enough to safely protect his enormous package from the forces of evil; ie: pregnancy, the clap, herpes, irritable bowel syndrome.

Dustin replies saying that a Hefty bag will do the trick as he too was looking for a cargo net large enough to withstand the full girth that is his man-dong.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods