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The fakest friend you will ever meet, and they might act like they are a true friend, but they're not. Also they act like they're straight forward, but they aren't...At all.
Uggg... I just met the biggest tristie ever. She's so fake like it's so obvious.
Tristie by Kaylee34 October 9, 2016
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Captain Twistie

Captain Twistie is a Revenant perceived as a dysphoric entity that pervades your consciousness. A powerful negative energy that's never far off.
Captain Twistie haunted your waking dreams.
Captain Twistie by Shougo February 5, 2022

Sir Lord Twistie 

An extremely powerful Revenant, perceived as a shadowy ethereal entity that pervades your consciousness.
She was overcome with horror at the ghastly appearance of the Revenant Sir Lord Twistie.
Sir Lord Twistie by Shougo March 21, 2022

tristress 

A shut-in mistress who is available for sexual purposes only. Generally she will have deficiencies (social or physical) which prevent her from qualifying as a mistress. A mistress and a tristress are two totally different things; a man can be proud of a mistress.
A gentleman should never be seen in public with his tristress
tristress by SimonsHole May 4, 2014

Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.
Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?
Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020
A young couple that bangs each other daily, has awkward dates and sleeps together.
Trisnie is often seen in hotel rooms.
Trisnie by Etherine July 2, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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