Usually the suave handsome light skinned black guy. Generally is athletic & excels at sports. He's very intelligent. He's a ladies man and is a master pleaser in bed. Depending on his last name he gets the best interviews because companies think he's a white guy. Once he lands the job he's typically successful in whatever line of business he works in. Definitely Husband material. His ex girlfriends parents still ask about him and remind their daughters of their failure for not marrying him. He's a great friend and always is there for his people. He's family oriented and generally a mamas Boy.
Girl I'm tired of dating losers when will I find a Tristeon to get married and make beautiful babies.
by Urban Cliff Notes December 21, 2016
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
