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Tristan p 

The coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants traits are being cool skateboarding doing flips being cool
have you seen Tristan p he is the coolest mf in the world so much drip it got u gasping for air and the biggest dick it cant fit in his pants
Tristan p by thickdickdady69 October 19, 2022
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Tristan Prettyman 

Totally hot singer/songwriter from San Diego. Used to be a Roxy model and surfer. Now she just sings in her sultry voice and strums on her sexy guitar.
Tristan Prettyman is love.
Tristan Prettyman by vj15 October 6, 2008

Tristan pravong 

Tristan pravong is one of the sweetest and kindest people in the world. He plays Bruce yamada in the black phone. He is 17 years old. And he is one of the finest people ever. And he’s mine
Rat: I don’t like Tristan pravong
Me: TF YOU JUST SAY *slaps*
Tristan pravong by tristanpravongsgf December 18, 2022

Tristan Pham Month 

A Universal Holiday Celebrating Tristan Pham and all Multiversal Variants, because he is the Main Character of the Universes
Tristan Pham Month by Mr.T.P July 14, 2022

tristan paige brownlee 

A gareat name always givin to attractive woman with blond hair born in november , & shes HOTT. Shes a great person to know she is vary kind & forgivin, shes down to earth, is vary smart,& if your lucky enough to pull off a date with her you will see just how amazing she is!
Tristan Paige Brownlee, i mean just find anyone with the name & there you have your example

tristan palacios 

Me:I’m Tristan palacios gf I can say that , back off:)
tristan palacios by YEET SIS May 3, 2022

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user
We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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