One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of
ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about
irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on
ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their
precious TVs so we could at least watch
something blow up on the history channel?