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Trenton, FL 

A small town about 30 miles west of Gainesville, FL. The main attractions currently include a Subway, an old train depot now used primarily for town events, and the elementary and high schools. No one notable has yet to emerge from this town, and if you are planning to go there, advice from a resident: don't.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Trenton.

Person 1: Trenton, New Jersey?

Person 2: No, Trenton, Florida.
Trenton, FL by Ellienigmatic January 18, 2011
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Trenton, FL 

1. Place where there is absolutely nothing to do.

2. Place where the people are rednecks and illiterate.

3. Place where if you weren't bornand raised there, don't bother trying to become a part of the town.
Having nothing is the same as living in Trenton, FL
Trenton, FL by Vilgous Ambinonem January 4, 2011

trenton florida 

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
trenton florida by Redneck junky December 24, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008